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    經典語錄之話說郭德綱的搞笑語錄

    時間:2019-06-09    來源:未知    作者:感悟語錄  閱讀:

    一說起郭德綱,就會讓大家忍俊不禁,他的每一個語錄都頗為經典,搞笑、經典可以說是他經典語錄的代名詞,呵呵,小編看完郭德綱經典語錄以后笑的實在是受不了,特別是他的那句“小妞,給爺笑個。 不笑? 不小爺給你笑個”真是太經典了,話不多說,下邊請看郭德綱的這些經典語錄吧:

    郭德綱曰:來到天堂,這兒建筑好看,兩邊還有牌子:天堂左右一百米嚴禁擺攤!

    郭德綱曰:想吃漢堡,包張紙揭開吃;想吃螃蟹,揭個蓋;想喝奶,饅頭上弄一揪兒……

    郭德綱經典語錄:今天說的這故事,離現在不遠,家里有老人的可以回去問問,在春秋戰國時期啊 ……

    郭德綱曰:我買50輛好車--奧拓、奧拓、奧拓……!用鐵絲鏢起來,開起來跟火車一樣!

    haiyawenxue

    郭德綱曰:有一前輩,很成功,搶劫183萬現金,下午540,**到的時候,還跟北三環堵著呢。

    郭德綱曰:沒有攔得住他的門,沒有擋得住他的鎖,就是銀行的保險鎖他弄根芹菜就能把它捅開了 。

    郭德綱經典語錄: 科學家會武術,神仙都擋不住。

    郭德綱曰: 誰要不認識他,誰就沒吃過豬肉。

    郭德綱曰: 好些天都沒吃飯了,看誰都像烙餅。

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