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    老婆愛聽的話 是我錯了

    時間:2019-01-05    來源:www.chcompsol.com    作者:山海經  閱讀:

    兒子,把媽媽照顧好啊

    兒子,你說,我們家誰最漂亮嗎?(備注:兒子百分之百會說媽媽最漂亮)

    今天我做飯

    老婆,家里的飯香呀。(備注:如果不打算洗鍋的話,這招最靈)

    老婆,今天我洗鍋。(備注:不一定真的洗,但一定要說。)

    老婆,今天又發錢了。(備注:其實是上次未上交的,記住老婆并不是真的想要從你這拿走多少錢,她只是喜歡你上交工資獎金的那種感覺,所以不論多少,一定要分次上交)。

    haiyawenxue

    老婆,你做飯哪,我能幫著干點什么呢?(備注:老婆通常會說沒什么要干的,呆在廚房里就可以了,如果你坐在沙發上,她準備喊著你干這干那)

    老婆,我回來啦。(備注:老婆通常會說,那我開始做飯啊)

    老婆,這次出差給你帶點什么。(備注:老婆通常會說什么也不帶)

    老婆,這個星期天陪你上街買東西吧。(備注:其實是這個星期天已經另有安排)

    老婆,最近用了什么化妝品。(備注:老婆立即會反問效果怎么樣,當然是要予以肯定,否則她當下就會去買新牌子了,豈不是又要造成財政開支了)

    你比你的女伴們更漂亮

    你就是我手心的寶——

    你看上去如此迷人

    你生是我的人,死是我的鬼,火化以后骨灰都是我的

    你是我的唯一

    是我錯了

    我不在乎你的容貌

    我會讓你一生都幸福和快樂。

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